I love Bring Me The Horizon.
I love Doge.
Such scare.
Wow.
So style.
Much friend.
Such music.
Veri college.
So pro.
Much precious.
Veri snack.
So tumblr.
Such funi.

 

psyducked:

I love how when tumblr popped up with their new terms and conditions your options were “accept” or “log out”, they ain’t fucking around with any whiny ass bitches

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

Name: Bitch
Gender: Bitch
Race: Bitch
Age: Bitch
Height: Bitch
Weight: Bitch
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch

doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding

me: tell me thats not sick

doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude

deluminator:

my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’ 

robert-winchester-novak:

geometricdeathtrap:


so long space cowboy

I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead

anyone else see satan cutting the string through a glass door

robert-winchester-novak:

geometricdeathtrap:

so long space cowboy

I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead

anyone else see satan cutting the string through a glass door

(Source: berserkgear)

zzazu:

this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist

zzazu:

this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist

(Source: vhsdreamz)

zedrin-maybe:

mooncastle721:

I almost spit grape juice!

I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’

zedrin-maybe:

mooncastle721:

I almost spit grape juice!

I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’

(Source: 4GIFs.com)

y’all think y’all been on bad dates?

flaccidtrip:

duchessofdeviance:

theretailaddict:

deveninanewdress:

a nigga picked me up, started driving, told me he didn’t have enough money for us to eat after all, took me to the plasma donation center instead…and expected me to give blood too.

well… at least he aint ask for gas money

HE ASKED FOR BLOOD!

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