I love Bring Me The Horizon.
I love Doge.
I love how when tumblr popped up with their new terms and conditions your options were “accept” or “log out”, they ain’t fucking around with any whiny ass bitches
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch
doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
me: tell me thats not sick
doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude
my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
a nigga picked me up, started driving, told me he didn’t have enough money for us to eat after all, took me to the plasma donation center instead…and expected me to give blood too.well… at least he aint ask for gas money
HE ASKED FOR BLOOD!