shit white people say after sex
- thank you
- thats was good
- is there any gogurts left
- do u think ikea is still open
Too tired to finish studying and by finish I mean start
my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"
Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite. The single scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip.
Just look at that concentration.
Oooooh, a little shaky on that entry, but just look at that form!
It’s time for holiday shopping. Jump on it!
There are children on this website
i could watch this forever
omg my mom left 7 seconds ago i have the house to myself for about 6 hours omg this is finally happening after years of waiting
you know what i did in the time i was home alone? nothing. i went to the living room to talk to my pets and i got my hand stuck in a can of pringles
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